tip on that tightrope.

i feel infinitely relieved. i love the rush of things going to complete shit and the last minute finishing everything up and making everything that was wrong, right again. i'm constantly tipping on the tightrope. i guess that means i am not as boring as i think.
i realized that YOU must be the one still hung up on whatever because the sight or mention of me boils your blood. good, i'm glad. i deserve to be the bigger person after all this hard work i have been doing.
i wrote the most amusing paper i have ever written while being in college. i hope it goes over well with my professor. i know he likes a good laugh.

"now put some voodoo on it."